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Guy Spastic's
response to Bushwhacking
This poem, made up entirely
of actual quotations from George W. Bush, was arranged for "poetic" purposes by
Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. Guy Spastic had a spaz... his
response follows the verse.
BUSH HAIKU
[A
testament to literacy in the age of Every Child Left Behind]
MAKE
THE PIE HIGHER!
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a
dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential
mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children
learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?
 How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate
me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human
being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds
hope,
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
–Arranged by Richard
Thompson
Guy
rants:
 When else in
all of history have we had such a wonderful mun in total control of this ere
grape nation? I salivate the man who bought this great erection past! Without
whos leaderspige I wood not have grotten the edumacation I know am inpowered
wit! His prostrate prograhms have gibben mee a new live in as much as an
adumacation I wood not hav utterwise begotten! I yam only one ub the many cases
to witch his contued edumacation prostrates have benifactored! I was
illigitamate, but now am edumacated!
The
Prezdent graces a room with his turd of passing ellephants, and my oily fear is
we as anilation will be left behind from his passing of great wind! Lets all
joint together in embowling his effarts, and make this nation the only umpire
in the world!
 —Guyspastic, one grape fan of presentlydented George Dubyuk
Bush!
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